Lebron James is the unequivocal leader of this team, but who is kissing the King’s Eastern Conference Champions ring? And who is the court jester? We’ll use this space each week to offer power rankings from within the team.
King – Lebron James: James has been his usual dominant self in some low-intensity and very limited minutes. He’s shooting well enough from the field and the line and stuffing the stat sheet. He does it so easily, I can understand why he gets bored and coasts.
Queen – Zydrunas Ilgauskas: Zydrunas is probably one of those androgyous Lithuanian names, right? Big Z has been averaging 8 and 8 through the preseason in just 24 minutes each game. He’s also the 2nd most accurate shooter behind Lebron, at 46%. It’s the Cavs MO to pound the ball inside to set the tone and getting off on the right foot will be crucial to snagging a few wins on the early west coast swing.
Jack – Daniel “Boobie” Gibson: Despite his small frame already breaking down from the rigors of the grueling preseason schedule, Boobie has put up some of the best numbers on the team, shooting the lights out from anywhere on the court. He’d leapfrog Z if he was healthy and/or managed an assist to turnover ratio better than 1:1 from the point guard spot.
10 – Dwayne Jones: Nobody really deserves to be slotted here, so we’re giving it to Dwayne Jones for being the teams best rebounder, edging out Z on a per minute basis and miles ahead of Drew “Managed Expectations” Gooden. No way Anderson Varejao is worth 8 figures, so let’s build this guy up.
9 – Damon Jones: With the team as a whole turning it over more often than earning an assist, DJ has impressively managed a 3:1 ratio. With no legit PG and Eric Snow out for at least a month, Jones will see lots of time. If he can continue to take care of the ball and shoot 42% from deep, he’ll make great trade bait.
8 – Shannon Brown: Everybody has been raving about his growth and performance, so I’m going to give everybody the benefit of the doubt here. You know, ignore the fact that he has more turnovers than field goals, can’t defend his position and can’t do anything but dive straight for the rim. At least he has a lot of points.
7 – Larry Hughes: He’d be much higher if he could hit a shot. Really, any shot would do. He’s be lower if he wasn’t the embodiment of our “new offense”, regularly driving and more able than anybody but Lebron to get into the lane under control and create a basket for himself or a teammate.
6 – Devin Brown: Brown is using the preseason to demonstrate his flexibility. He’s likely to see minutes backing up the 1, 2 and 3. Too bad he hasn’t shown, yet, that he can do it well.
5 – Drew Gooden: I’ve not jumping ship yet, but so far this season, Gooden is KILLING me. Somebody please slap him around every time he faces up and settles for a 15 footer. It worked a bit in the finals with Duncan sagging into the lane, but it’s not his game. And staying so far from the hoop, his rebounding numbers are poor compared to the rest of the front court, when he should be setting the pace.
4 – Donyell Marshall: We’re all looking forward to another inconsistent year from Donyell. He’s shown some hustle, he’s gotten some incomprehensible blocks (Dwight Howard, flat-footed), and he’s ready and willing to take the shot when the ball comes his way. As he ages and widens, his game gets more one-dimensional, and so far that dimension is missing.
3 – Ira Newble: Once trade talk kicks up, Newble will shoot up the list without ever setting foot on the floor. Really, his value goes up the less he steps on the court, anyway.
2 – Eric Snow: Snow is another player who might be more valuable off the court than on, though unlike Newble, I’d love to see him stick around and coach. Still, without a point who can slow the game down and protect the ball, we might see some late leads slip away until returns.
Jokers – Anderson Varejao and Sasha Pavlovic: Do they think they’ll make more by not playing?
See you next Wednesday night with some real, live, regular season rankings. Go Cavs!